搞笑聊天 (文字) 18+

1409号楼梯

最近发现了个聊天网站..在不用登入还是ID的情况下..你可以和陌生人吹水...结果给我遇到了好多的怪人..

以下是我们的聊天..对不起,是英文的..

You: ni hao


Stranger: fuuuuuuuccckkkk yyoooouuuuu


Stranger: please?


You: u mean f*ck you please ?


Stranger: what? no you completely misunderstood me


You: i misunderstood you ? are you sure ? can you read english ?


Stranger: nope, im just randomly typing and it just so happens that it is a language, or was that youre idiotic attempt to be sarcastic?


You: nah..sorry bro..i just cant understand what you write..in planet MARS..we dont speak or read english..


You: maybe u should find a human to talk with.


Stranger: wow you are so f*ckin witty


Stranger: jesus, are you attempting to be funny or insulting either way you are failing


You: u mean jesus ? is from MARS too..and dont believe him too much..he is just a witty old man try to become superman.


Stranger: i hate you so much


You: oh..thank you..is all human hate one another ?


Stranger: idont even know you and i hate you......you are extremly hateable i donteven know if that is a word but i hate you so much that im gonna say itand risk sounding as stupid as you


You: hey man, is better you go to see a doctor..


Stranger: and why is that?


You: coz i just heard jesus said he is 4 some with your momma, your dad and your dog..


Stranger: okay,that just makes me pity you, i think you are trying to be mean, but icant tell because you might also be imitating a mentally disabled child


You: dont keep fool youreself, you are the one who mentally disable.


You: a normal guy will just ignore me when i type the 2nd sentance in this chat..


You: and you keep chatting with me..


You: so im sure your mentally disable..and is better you go to see a doctor


Stranger: you mean would just ignore me?


Stranger: okay now youre sentence are so gramatically f*cked up again i cant tell if you are serious


You: and try to read english..is good for you.


You: only kid would mind gramatically fault..


Stranger: are you from a english speaking country......seriously?


You: and i dont think you are 5 year or 6 ?


You: do you think MARS speak english ?


Stranger: or a person with a IQ over 70


Stranger: how old are you?


You: nah, IQ is only a reading to fool you or make u feel like you are a normal guy


You: how old is obama ?


You: umm..you can try google it..


You: you know google right ?


You: i assume you know that..


You: arghhh...ok


You: open your internet browser..


Stranger: f*ck,i dont even know how to respond to that........its just so...stupid imean its almost overwelming
me you have a powerfull ability my freinduse it well


You: and type in www.google.com


完..他给我气到下线了..

可爱的北极熊

你好无聊噢。。。。

弄得他团团转

1409号楼梯

上班吃蛇是好无聊的..

nikel

把那网站PM我可以吗？？？
我上班也很无聊的。。。

丁丁公主

哈哈..好好笑哦..

landforce

给我，我也要去吹水。。

baby_凯丽丝

楼主你很搞笑！！！！

baby_凯丽丝

楼主你很搞笑！！！！

et3rnity

楼主用耶稣的名来开玩笑不好吧。:@ :@ :@ :@

babydarling

很明显看得出东西方的文化差异