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发表于 4-5-2010 04:29 PM
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1. Mock Merlion struck by mock lightning, and mock Singapore Flyer has mock breakdown, but both are swiftly repaired by contingent from Singapore Tourism.
2. Halfway through the parade, a contingent from a community centre starts coughing and sneezing in a mock H1N1 outbreak, and are quickly ‘quarantined’ by Ministry of Health officers, and taken far away from the rest of the stadium.
3. Mock fining of mock MRT passenger for sucking on mock sweet.
4. Mock F1 racecar speeds round the track, and has to pay mock higher charges when he passes under mock ERP gantry.
5. Mock lunatic tries to set mock MP’s mock hair on fire, and is swiftly tackled by the Police contingent
6. Mock terrorist escapes from mock toilet, only to be caught by mock Malaysians, assisted by intelligence supplied by the ISD contingent.
7. Our national soccer team stages mock rematch with mock Liverpool FC, where this time, they win. And are not mocked.
8. Mock appointment of external talent in a mock attempt to show diversity and accountability then kicking him out while the usual flers step back in again.
9. A lone man with a t-shirt stages a mock attempt to constitute an illegal assembly and the entire stadium full of police officers and soldiers take him down as a threat to the peace and stability of the country.
10. Something involving, um, Patricia Mok. |
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