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人之初 : All the beginning of life.

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发表于 8-10-2010 09:01 AM | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
人之初 : All the beginning of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not pratice all the time.
性乃遷 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it
貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處 : Chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex infulence.
子不學 : If you don’t study hard,
斷機杼 : Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有義方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 : All his five sons took it
名俱揚 : and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 : If you children don’t know how to do it,
父之過 : It is all your fault.
教不嚴 : If they have lots of problem with it,
師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details.
子不學 : You may refuse to study this
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake
幼不學 : If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何學 : you will loose the ability when aged.
玉不琢 : If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 : It won’t become hard and strong.
人不學 : If you don’t learn sex,
不知義 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.


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发表于 8-10-2010 10:05 AM | 显示全部楼层
晕掉,不过很好笑
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