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WHOSE FAULT IS IT?
As Singaporeans make our New Year Resolutions, it’s important to be reminded of all the things we have done wrong. Here are but ten things we are blamed for.
10. Rat infestation: Singaporeans’ fault for feeding dogs.
9. Overcrowded buses: Singaporeans’ fault for not moving to the rear.
8. Terrible experience when traveling on MRT: Singaporeans’ fault for lacking social graces.
7. Low fertility rate: Singaporeans’ fault for not making more babies.
6. Excessively liberal immigration: Singaporeans’ fault for lacking skills, rejecting jobs and having low fertility rates.
5. Social tensions: Singaporeans’ fault for being xenophobic and not welcoming foreigners.
4. Insanely stressful education system: Singaporeans’ fault for not believing the blatant lie that every school provides every student with equal capital.
3. No one wants to join the PAP: Singaporeans’ fault for being jealous of those with multi-million dollar salaries.
2. PAP spends all its time thinking of ways to fix the opposition instead of improving policies: People’s fault for voting in too many opposition members into Parliament.
1. Singaporeans ruled by a party that blames them for every problem: Whose fault for voting for them?
只要造爱，不要生育的后果，马劳切记哦。。。
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发表于 30-12-2014 08:54 PM
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